Manhandling - The White cows perspective

Well my name is darla and im just a plain ordinary white cow. Usually all of us cows like to stick together and just roam the lands as one big herd, but there is always that odd ball in the group. As you can see, she is not only different due to her hair color but she is also wierd. She always is running off and playing with those other wierd animals that the humans call dogs. So usually all of my friends and I just like to get together and talk about all the wierd things she does. I personally like the way she runs, it always makes me chuckle. So today she be very interesting, because she is going to the torture pen to be poked with the burning sticks. So i decided that i better watch this from my very good hill seats. Oh this is so good i couldn't even pay for this entertainment, she is trying to crawl under the fence. OH, good golly gosh! this is priceless. The best part is coming, they are chasing her around, but ill have to admit she is making those humans look dumb. The humans are getting some grazy holding device now. She is done for, they got her to ground. Shucks, i can never watch the part when they actually brand them, it always gives me the heebie jeebies. She is one tough little cookie, but she is still wierd. She is actually going to try jumping the fence. I don't want to laugh, but i have to because she is stuck. She made it over, i am going to miss her when she gets on that metal container that takes the little ones away.